One year ago, on this very day, I went into hospital for my Prostate surgery! It was also the eve of my 30th wedding anniversary! Where better to spend it, than in Douglas!
Letting myself out through the electric gate, at the push of a button, wash bag and towel at the ready, I sought out the Inner Harbour Office, where I was rather unceremoniously handed an empty form asking for exactly the same information given over the radio yesterday. Err, why? A plastic card pass was proffered and begrudgingly a shower card purchased for £1.10 for a 4 minute shower! Full of anticipation at the thought of a hot shower after yesterday’s exertions, I used my newly acquired pass to let myself into the showers. Where do I begin? The showers were a disgrace after Holyhead. Incredibly smelly, with black mould growing around the metal shower tray and appallingly badly lit by a token number of low watt energy saving bulbs, they reminded me of 1970 motorway service station. My 4 minute shower turned out to be less than three minutes, because only cold water reluctantly made a weak multi-directional appearance for the first minute or so, before it barely became hot enough to climb under. Feeling a little better, all the same, I headed back to Equinox to breakfast on a handful of muesli; reluctantly unable to face a fry up, just yet. First,having popped into a chandlers with a clearance sale on - just in case I found something that I didn’t know I needed, until I stumbled upon it; and had to have it; and there, met a delightful and helpful couple.. After which, I headed into town to stretch my legs, knowing that strong winds had been forecasted for today, so was stranded!
A mega-sized Costa Coffee cheered me up no end, as did a very breezy walk around the town’s extensive shopping area; spending a delightful 15 minutes watching unseen footage, expertly edited, of the recent Isle of Man TT on a huge screen, before feeling I’d overstayed my welcome.
Back on Equinox, over a Pork Pie and Hen lunch I plotted my escape... or tried to! There’s a sill that’s raised and lowered to keep a sufficient depth of water in the Inner Harbour located under the road bridge which, in turn is raised and lowered at quarter two and quarter past the hour, on request. The gate or sill rises tomorrow at 8:15am + or – depending on conditions, so I have to be out of my berth by 0730 and loitering close by, when the bridge opens at 0745. Miss it and I’d miss my chance to escape off the Island for a further 24 hours. I discovered this, after talking to the Outer Harbour Office on the radio – saving myself another long walk - as ludicrously, the Inner Harbour Office is closed outside normal working hours! Quite how visiting crews from yachts, coming in this evening , after the gate was lowered and long after the Inner Harbour office had closed, venture out into town and get back to their boats is beyond me!
I also asked, while on the VHF radio, how I should pay my dues and was told ‘Pay next time, send a cheque or, you could come down here with a ‘if you must’ intonation and pay!
You can send me the bill!
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ReplyDeleteI stayed in the inner harbour last year, had to move to the battery pier pontoon in order to get away at low water. I walked up to the harbour office to pay my dues (Inner harbour offic closed), just about got a bollocking from duty watch keeper because I was taking him away from his other duties!!!Great isn't it, you are giving somebody money and he is chewing your n---s!!! I returned the pass key for toilet block at the same time only to learn from a friend that my vessel name had been put on a "wall of shame" for not returning the toilet pass.
I recall a few years ago, Philip Dunn, editor of Sailing Today magazine visited Douglas, lets just say he was not impressed with their customer handling skills! Shame as it is such a nice place to vsit.