Why is that vast tracts of our offshore coastline have become dumping grounds for unexploded ordinance? I am sure there’s a very valid reason; but I’ve now crossed over or skirted 12 sites since leaving Chichester!
Someone in munitions procurement seems to be either overly exuberant or perhaps on a serious kick-back, if the only way they can expend the unused stockpile is drop them onto the seabed. Rotten chickens, rancid butter or stale bread, I can just about understand; but munitions? Have they got a shelf life? It seems they must have. I’m crossing two huge dumping grounds tomorrow. If these dumps consist of largely redundant cannonballs from Waterloo or Long Bow arrows from Agincourt they wouldn't, one assumes, get a nmention on marine charts. Obviously they're not; so one is drawn to conclude that they’re probably WW1 mustard or chlorine gas shells or some recent devilish bacteriological contraption with an intricate timer and corroded fuse that’s being nibbled at by a crab with a death wish and a penchant for a serious high. What was wrong with letting the bloody things off anyway; just for the fun of the bang or selling them to some interested party while they still had a chance to impress. Maybe they were just too damn dangerous to do that, if so, why dump them just a few miles offshore? What’s wrong with 50 or 100 miles out to sea?
I read somewhere there’s a wreck in the Thames estuary that has enough explosive potential to blow the windows out of houses 20 miles away. Maybe I’ll put my clothes back on again tomorrow to keep all my bits together.... just in case.....
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Hoping to see you in New Quay in a couple of weeks - Mum and I are planning a trip over for a few days during my week off... Speak soon?Ps. please, clothes on AT ALL TIMES!!
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